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Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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