Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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