Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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