well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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True strength comes from lack of pants
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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