I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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