put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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