i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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