is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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