We named our party play list daddy issues
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Quick, to the slutcave!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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