Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.