what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.