We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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