So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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