those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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