There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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