i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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