ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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