It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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