Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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