oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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