kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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