I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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