Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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