Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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