talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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