Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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