Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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