I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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