If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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