I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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