If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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