just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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