ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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