he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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