how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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