Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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