i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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