I just threw up on my dentist
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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