omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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