Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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