After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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