I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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