we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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