I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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