We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
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Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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