Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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