Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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