Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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