butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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