i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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