Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Found your dick twin last night
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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