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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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