nut hugger
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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