I think I just saw someone hide a body.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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