how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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